The Perls of Being Pregnant

Laura came to Nikki’s Party.  I was so glad she made it up to PA to party and have a good time.  After all of the lights went out Laura had to pee.  Being with child she has to pee a lot.  Well she comes up to me and she is bouncing all around doing the pee dance.  She has a pair of pants, capris that she wears all the time.  They are maternity and have elastic and a draw string.  Well Laura couldn’t get them untied.  She tried and tried, but just made them tighter.  She was *THIS CLOSE* to peeing her pants.  We couldn’t stop laughing.  I was on my knees trying to untie the very tight knot with my teeth.  We couldn’t get it so we run upstairs and I help her force her tiny bit of chub up past the draw string and she pulled down her pants.  She peed for a full minute at least!  She took her pants all the way off and I get the knot undone with my teeth.  LOL  It was so so funny, us in the dark bathroom wrestling with these pants!  LOL  Too funny!


Brandon snapped this picture with his camera phone in the dark while I was trying to untie her pants!

Week 18

Week 18


Week Eighteen

  • Vernix (a white cheese-like protective material) forms on baby’s skin with the lanugo (soft, lightly pigmented hair covering the body and limbs); both serving to protect your baby’s skin during the months in water.
  • Your placenta continues to grow and nourish the baby. Don’t forget those prenatal vitamins!

  • Tiny air sacs called alveoli begin to form in lungs. He’ll be putting these lungs to good use in just a few months!

  • Her vocal chords are formed. She goes through the motions of crying but without air she doesn’t make a sound.

  • Features of your baby’s heart, including ventricles and chambers, should be visible during an ultrasound.

  • Your baby measures about 5.59 inches (14.2cm) this week and weighs about 6.7 ounces (190gm).


Party on Wayne…..

Party on Garth.  LOL  I love that movie.   

Anyway yesterday was Nikki and Jason’s party.  Crystal, Dakoda and I headed to PA a little after noon.  It was an easy peasy drive up.  We get there and I made my meatballs and we put all of our overnight things upstairs.  We had big plans of drinking and then spending the night.  The party got off to a good start.  They had a good turn out with a nice mix of family and friends.  My sister came and Brandon made a good connection with Nikki’s uncle who works for the same Police Department as Brandon and they talked about different job opportunities for Brandon.  It would be great if they worked out.  We headed down to the basement where it was about 20 degrees cooler (of course yesterday would be about 100 degrees) and we were jamming to some good music.  Nikki and Jason transformed their unfinished basement into a semi dance club.  Jason was DJing and we were all enjoying ourselves then silence!  The power in Nikki’s whole neighborhood went out.  Dakoda screamed, but it didn’t faze Ryleah.  We eventually went upstairs and the party kinda moved out front.  Well it was hot as can be and Dakoda was miserable.  We took the kids for some walks and avoided Dakoda asking to go home like 100 times.  It was getting later and the lights were not back on so Crystal and I decided to head home.  We didn’t want to leave we were having a good time, but we knew we could never go to sleep in that heat, and Crystal knew there was no way in hell Dakoda was going to go to sleep.  Poor thing was a hot sweaty mess!

It is a real shame that the storm ruined the party, it was on it’s way to being a good one!

Future Mr. & Mrs.


Me and My Girl

Who Knew Flickr Doubled as a XXX Site…….

Last night Shannon and I made a scary discovery!  Flickr has Porn!  Real porn!  Free Porn!  We found it because Shannon was telling me about how she thinks Lisanne has a foot fetish admirer.  She is part of the “Feet Up” Flickr group in addition to Shannon’s “Flip Flop” Flickr group.  Shannon had a guy join that had Lisanne and herself listed as a friends and family.  We thought that was weird so Shannon blocked him from her “Flip Flop” group.   Well he is also part of groups like “Lick it for Luck” and “Uncut and Hung” and “Dirty Coochies” and “It Can’t Lick Itself”.  So then we started looking around and found a guy who’s Flickr name is “Big Thunder Cock”  and let me tell you it was!  I have seen the photographic evidence!  I have seen some of the biggest members you can even imagine!  I don’t know how these guys even walk!  We were/still are flabbergasted.  We had no idea that Flickr was full of porn!  We found pictures of naked middle aged ladies pleasuring themselves and old guys on their outside patios sticking vibrators with wires attached up their rear ends!  It was amazing all of the things that women will insert into their openings!  It’s all on Flickr.  The site I share my photos on.  They also are not marked private!  They are out there for the world to see!  One of my favorites was a group of pictures taken by a man who apparently brings home one nighters from the local tavern gets them drunk and then has them strip down to their see through size 52DD bras to then take pictures of them.  There were men posting naked ass shots of their wives asking for comments!  You wouldn’t believe how many people take pictures of themselves getting oral sex!  Shannon and I were laughing like 13 year olds who found their older brothers playboy collection for the first time!  We seen things we could never even imagine!  How do people get turned on by this crap.   Perverted sexual devients!  Ok so I know you all want to go see some of these pictures, let me tell you how?  You click on search; then you click on advanced search; then you click “safe search off”; then you type in the box what your heart desires.  You wil be shocked at the results.  Oh come on you know you are going to try it!  I just called Shannon and we had to go and check out a few more once we found out that we were each was posting an identical blog entry!  We are all giggling again.  At one point Shannon says, and I quote “Lisa your right, that is her Hairy Ass”  LOL  I feel bad for her poor hubby who is sitting in the same room at she is!

Ok what I really love it Flickr’s humor.  At the top of the screen it has a semi disclosure that says:

 If you’ve changed your mind about wanting to see this content, you can ESCAPE.    (TAKE ME TO THE KITTENS)

There is a button (that says “Take me to the Kittens”)  and it will take you back to the good squeeky clean Flickr Pictures we all know and love!

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My First Night as a Single Girl

Pete’s flight got off with only a 45 minute delay.  I was so sad driving him to the airport.  I didn’t want him to go, I am going to miss him like crazy! 

For dinner tonight I went to my sister’s.  They made a great dinner and it was so nice eating with her, Brandon and my Dad!  They peer pressured me into saying I would go to the Oriole game with them tomorrow night.  I didn’t want to go.  My sister kept telling me that my Dad may die and I would never get to go to another game with him(She wasn’t serious…I know that), trying to make me feel bad and say I would go.  So I agreed. But the Orioles are such losers this season (yesterdays loss of a 30-3 for example) and I don’t feel like going.  I really don’t.  I just called and canceled and now my Dad and Laura seem all pissy with me.  I feel bad, really I do, but I have had a stressful week and I just want to come home on a Friday night and chill!  Now I feel guilty fr not going.  I don’t want to hurt my family, but I don’t want to go.  I couldn’t do it.  I just didn’t want to.

I have been home tonight watching TV and talking to Shannon on the phone!  I am starting to miss Pete already.  I know when I go to fall asleep it will be harder.  Just laying there touching him as we sleep makes me feel so safe and I love it. 

Tomorrow is Friday, I love Friday’s.  Does anyone have any great plans for the weekend?

On Saturday I am going to a big party at Nikki’s house!  Crystal and I plan on drinking and partying like we are 21.  We had the best young adult life full of parties, drinking, fun and being single.  We are trying to recreate that this weekend.  I doubt it will happen, but I will take pictures!

Pete just called me and he is safe and sound in Atlanta! 

He is Leaving me…….

My Petey is getting on a plane tonight and I won’t see him again……. Read the rest of this entry »

Dental Love

I love the Dentist.  I am going tonight for a 6 month check up and cleaning.  I am a little freaked out I forgot my Toothbrush today, but I had so much else to remember to bring to work with me this morning.  Pete has a Dentist appointment tonight too and he is not excited about it.  He needs 3 fillings.  I think the fact that I have only ever had one filling could be the reason I don’t mind the dentist.  I have had “tooth work” done, but it was only the removal of all 4 wisdom teeth.  I had one out when I was 17 or so and then two out when I was about 21 or 22 and the last one I think I was 24ish.  I didn’t need to have them cut out or anything and I only needed stitches with one of them.  I removed those stitches myself too, like after 3 or 4 days because they were tickling my throat!  LOL  I love the way your mouth feels after the dentist.  So perfect!  I used to schedule my dentist appointments around when I was going away for vacation, that way my mouth would feel perfect for vacation.  I would get my nails done, hair cut and highlighted and my teeth cleaned.  LOL  I like going to the dentist at least 3 times a year.  Insurance will only pay for 2 so I pay out of pocket for the other trips.  I also think before I get married I want my teeth whitened.  I have always wanted this, and a wedding is the perfect excuse to get it done!  LOL  So do you all like or hate the dentist?

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